Returns & refunds
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The short version
If we got it wrong — a misprint, a flaw, damage in transit, or the wrong item — we will replace it or refund you, and you will not pay for the privilege. If the shirt is exactly what you ordered and you have changed your mind, we cannot take it back, because it was printed for you and there is no shelf to put it on.
Everything is made to order
We hold no inventory. Your shirt does not exist until you buy it — it is printed and shipped on demand. That is what lets us put a joke on a shirt while the joke is still funny, and it is also why our returns policy looks different from a shop that keeps boxes in a warehouse.
What we replace or refund
Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we will make it right at no cost to you if:
- the print is defective, misaligned, or not what the product page showed;
- the garment arrived damaged or flawed;
- you received the wrong item, size, or colour;
- your order never arrived.
Send a photo of the item and the packaging where relevant — it is how the print partner verifies a fault, and it is usually the difference between a replacement today and a conversation next week. Include your order number.
You will not normally be asked to ship anything back. Sending a flawed made-to-order shirt across the country helps nobody.
What we cannot take back
- Change of mind. The shirt was made for you and cannot be resold.
- The wrong size ordered. Check the sizing on the product page before you buy — it is the single most common reason someone wants a return, and the one we can do least about.
- An address entered incorrectly. A parcel delivered to the address you gave us has been delivered. If it comes back to the print partner, we will reship it — you would pay the shipping.
- Not finding it funny any more. Topical humour ages. That risk is genuinely ours to warn you about and yours to take.
Cancelling an order
Orders go into production quickly — that is the point of the business — so the window to cancel is short. Write to us as soon as you can and we will cancel and refund in full if production has not started. Once it has, the shirt exists, and we are into the policy above.
How refunds are paid
Refunds go back to the original payment method, including any sales tax charged. Your bank decides how quickly it reappears; a few business days is typical and we have no way to hurry it. We never issue store credit in place of a refund you are owed.
Shipping
We currently ship to the United States only. Delivery estimates shown at checkout are estimates from the carrier and print partner, not guarantees — production takes a few days and transit takes a few more.
How to reach us
Start at the contact page. Have your order number to hand and it will go faster.